I cannot fathom the Tea Party or Donald Trump

“When all else fails, there’s always delusion.” ― Conan O’Brien

Why are we?

Recklessly and needlessly jeopardizing the future of the planet and all its inhabitants
Making the decision to be healthy a financial one for our most vulnerable citizens
Reducing and corrupting the public-school system
Giving huge tax cuts to people who have literally money to burn
Terrorizing and demonizing immigrants
Rejecting reason, logic and intelligence (attacking science)
Flattering Fascists
Demeaning our allies
Flirting with war
While obliterating the meaning of honesty and integrity


No one needs automatic guns for hunting or sport shooting
I do not want to hear about your god and your religious beliefs, that is freedom of religion
Just because someone does not look like you, act like you or worship like you does not make them any less deserving of human kindness or rights
Women have a right to control their own bodies


There are legitimate gripes and complaints.  There are major problems that need to be addressed.


It is a royal pain in the ass to do a lot of things

That is inconvenience.
I would be nice if a lot of that changed

People starve to death, others live miserable lives
Others live a life of abundance
Still others live with unbelievable luxury and privilege
Many people are unfairly compensated for their efforts

That needs to change

We do a right shit job of dealing with the mentally ill, psychopaths and sociopaths.

That needs to change

Some people are arrogant, some ignorant, some stupid, some lazy, some mean, some over sensitive, some dishonest, some naive.

If you think you have the answer, your all of them

We are a divided nation.  At its core; I do not think the divisiveness is due to differences on issues or beliefs. The divisiveness is the Tea Party telling Democrats, ‘Stick it where the sun don’t shine’

Some people are skeptical of solid reasonings and gullible when it reinforces there prejudices.   This is a nice piece on one way people ignore thinking:   http://theoatmeal.com/comics/believe 

I would be nice if we embraced Critical Thinking.  Real analysis and an understanding. But, there is a rather large roadblock to the adoption of common sense.

“The most preposterous notion that Homo sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. Yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough for Love

“Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.”
– Lenny Bruce

“Religion, is giving god a bad name” – Roland Van Deusen

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World War III

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”
Albert Einstein

H. L. Mencken

For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong.

On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance.

A newspaper is a device for making the ignorant more ignorant and the crazy crazier.

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner.

A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.

Don’t overestimate the decency of the human race.

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.

It doesn’t take a majority to make a rebellion; it takes only a few determined leaders and a sound cause.

It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.

Most people are unable to write because they are unable to think, and they are unable to think because they congenitally lack the equipment to do so, just as they congenitally lack the equipment to fly over the moon.

No man ever quite believes in any other man. One may believe in an idea absolutely, but not in a man.

It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.

For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.

In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.

Oscar Wilde

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

Morality is simply the attitude we adopt towards people whom we personally dislike.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.

Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.

True friends stab you in the front.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.

Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)Phrases And Philosophies For The Use Of The Young

Bibliographic Notes:  First published in the 1894 December (and only) issue of the Oxford student magazineThe Chameleon.

The first duty in life is to be as artificial as possible.  What the second duty is no one has as yet discovered.

Wickedness is a myth invented by good people to account for the curious attractiveness of others.

If the poor only had profiles there would be no difficulty in solving the problem of poverty.

Those who see any difference between soul and body have neither.

A really well-maded buttonhole is the only link between Art and Nature.

Religions die when they are proved to be true.  Science is the record of dead religions.

The well-bred contradict other people.  The wise contradict themselves.

Nothing that actually occurs is of the smallest importance.

Dullness is the coming of age of seriousness.

In all unimportant matters, style, not sincerity, is the essential.  In all important matters, style, not sincerity, is the essential.

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

Pleasure is the only thing one should live for.  Nothing ages like happiness.

It is only by not paying one’s bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

No crime is vulgar, but all vulgarity is crime.  Vulgarity is the conduct of others.

Only the shallow know themselves.

Time is a waste of money.

One should always be a little improbable.

There is a fatality about all good resolutions.  They are invariably made too soon.

The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated.

To be premature is to be perfect.

Any preoccupation with ideas of what is right and wrong in conduct shows an arrested intellectual development.

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure.

A truth ceases to be true when more than one person believes in it.

In examinations the foolish ask questions that the wise cannot answer.

Greek dress was in its essence inartistic.  Nothing should reveal the body but the body.

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.

It is only the superficial qualities that last.  Man’s deeper nature is soon found out.

Industry is the root of all ugliness.

The ages live in history through their anachronisms.

It is only the gods who taste of death.  Apollo has passed away, but Hyacinth, whom men say he slew, lives on.  Nero and Narcissus are always with us.

The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything: the young know everything.

The condition of perfection is idleness: the aim of perfection is youth.

Only the great masters of style ever succeed in being obscure.

There is something tragic about the enormous number of young men there are in England at the present moment who start life with perfect profiles, and end by adopting some useful profession.

To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

Maya Angelou said

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style.

Try to be a rainbow in someone’s cloud.

I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.

If you don’t like something, change it. If you can’t change it, change your attitude.

One isn’t necessarily born with courage, but one is born with potential. Without courage, we cannot practice any other virtue with consistency. We can’t be kind, true, merciful, generous, or honest.

You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.

Nothing will work unless you do.

 

Requiem by John Updike

It came to me the other day:
Were I to die, no one would say,
“Oh, what a shame! So young, so full
Of promise — depths unplumbable!”

Instead, a shrug and tearless eyes
Will greet my overdue demise;
The wide response will be, I know,
“I thought he died a while ago.”

For life’s a shabby subterfuge,
And death is real, and dark, and huge.
The shock of it will register
Nowhere but where it will occur.