To customer retention specialist everywhere:

The call

Hi, this is mega, mega corp, how can we help you?

I would like to (cancel, quit, un enroll ..).

{ Well Mr Johnson , blather, blather, blather, bs, bs ……}

{ Gary replies with the following }
If you do not want to honor my request, I would like to record the rest of this phone conversation


I have shell letters for:

A 30 day demand letter
Under the provisions of Massachusetts General Laws, Chapter 93A, Section 9, I hereby make written demand for relief as outlined in that statute.
During … , the following unfair act occurred:

To the following:

Consumer Division
Department of Telecommunications & Energy
One South Station
Boston, MA 02110

Federal Communications Commission
Consumer & Governmental Affairs Bureau
Consumer Complaints
445 12th Street, SW
Washington, D.C. 20554

Commonwealth of Massachusetts
Office of Consumer Affairs and Business Regulation
10 Park Plaza, Suite 5170
Boston, MA 02116

Office of the Attorney General
Consumer Complaint Form
Consumer Complaint and Information Section
200 Portland Street
Boston, MA 02114

Consumer Information:
Name: Gary Johnson
Daytime Phone:

Business/Complaint Against:

Product/service involved:
Cost of product/service:
Amount paid to date:
Date of transaction:
Was a contract signed? no
How did you pay for product?
Was product/service advertised?
Have you complained directly to the company:
To whom: President & COO Frederick Reid Date:

What resolution do you seek?

Have you heard of karma? Do you know what kind of karma you get for annoying the crap out of people?
It’s a long, lonely, miserable death.

Did you know they have customer retention specialist conversion therapy?

I have been to time share sales events ( I do not own a timeshare).
I invite Jehovah witnesses into my house, they beg to leave.

Now, will you please allow me to (cancel, quit, un enroll ..).

If you are not going to honor my request, tell me the address I can write to (cancel, quit, un enroll ..).
My letter will state I terminated this situation as of today, as of this phone call.
I will also be sending one or more of the above complaint/relief letters

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